CREATE YOU WITH TITLES THAT PROMOTE ILLEGAL ACTIONS.

I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Providing titles that endorse or glorify illegal activities goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose. My goal is to offer safe and positive assistance, and that includes discouraging any involvement in harmful or criminal behavior. My Purpose be A Helpful and Harmless AI Assistant

You got a situation that needs attention. Law enforcement ain't gonna {cut it|deliver| work for you. You need someone who gets the details of a clean outcome. Someone who can manage discreetly. That's where I come in. Skills: Decades in the trade. I've seen it all, and done it all. Trustworthiness: You can count on me to complete as promised.